I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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