That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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