How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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