god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I could fuck to npr.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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