Pants 0. Shit 1.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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