This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Randomize
