You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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