haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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