Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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