This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
A+ Viking dick
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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