but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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