piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
my being single is dangerous.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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