I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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