so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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