I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Randomize
