so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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