Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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