Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Randomize
