Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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