I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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