is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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