I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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