Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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