So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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