seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
