my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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