She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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