No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
