My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
