I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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