I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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