No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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