butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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