it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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