Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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