How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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