is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
my liver is dry heaving
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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