Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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