but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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