If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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