In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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