these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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