i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
