Tell her she can't have a vagina
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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