Christians are straight up FREAKS
Define "chronic" masturbator.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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