Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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