i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
They have beer where we have blood.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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