return my video game
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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