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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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