My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Randomize
