If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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