so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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