So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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